It’s An Internet Thing

Time to get critical. Use these questions to explore the less-than-lovely aspects of your character. Even the most heroic of protagonists have a couple of skeletons in their closet.

• What’s the worst thing you’ve ever wished on somebody (and who was it)?

Wade: A slow death. No names.

Mac: Oh, I wanted to kill him fast and party on his corpse.

Wade: Same person.

Mac: There were two, but you know which one. Personal grudge.

Wade: Grudge? Interesting take.

• When was the last time you lied? What made you do it?

Mac: I prefer not to lie.

Wade: Nah, you just stop talking.

Mac: That’s brilliant, coming from you. When was the last time you lied?

Wade: It’s an ongoing part of my life.

• Is there somebody you haven’t been able to forgive? What did they do? Do you want to forgive them?

Wade: There are whole groups of people, and they started the lies. There is no ‘forgive’.

Mac: I understand why they did what they did. I have no remorse, but trust is another thing. It’s not earned easily.

• Can you lie easily?

Wade: (laughs)

Mac: When it’s necessary.

• Do you handle rejection well?

Wade: I don’t know.

Mac: I suppose, I mean, what choice is there?

• Have you ever done something illegal?

Wade: I’ll have to refer you to my lawyer.

Mac: Define ‘illegal’.

• Are you more likely to ask for permission or forgiveness?

Wade: Forgiveness.

Mac: Permission.

Wade: I knew that.

Mac: Shut up.

• What terrible thing have you done that you never thought you would do?

Wade: It’s not that I didn’t think I could, but if I would. The answer is yes. If you are my enemy, if you threaten my home, I’ll hunt you down.

Mac: I couldn’t do the things Wade has done.

• What criticism would your worst enemy make of you, that you secretly agree with?

Wade: That I’m just like him. He was right.

Mac: We can’t stay hidden forever. He proved it, and here we are.

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